Over 98711
motifake

Beach Demotivational Poster


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: beach newly wed couple
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:52 pm, #224840
"Someday son, half of all this will belong to your ex-wife!"
ArturiusMaxwell - August 30, 2011, 10:10 am, #223701
Awesome! Recently married but long time husband, I can safely say that its true enough!


ALTERNATIVES -


TAGS: corona with lime at beach
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:12 pm, #235650
where am I ???
RonE - June 2, 2012, 8:16 am, #235608
Me and my wife absolutely loved this philosophy.
spacedog - June 1, 2012, 10:27 pm, #235599
Good one Commie. 5L


TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...


TAGS: tan fail owned leather skin beach sun
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

faulty switch - August 9, 2009, 12:30 am, #106305
gross gross gross oh thats GROSS!


TACH IT UP TACH IT UP -


TAGS: shut down beach boys
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:07 pm, #243511
I have a 4-cylinder '97 Buick Skylark that can outrun mustangs.
Cummins - August 18, 2011, 11:28 pm, #223170
Shake N Bake
ICEMAN - August 17, 2011, 8:45 pm, #223118
"Slingsh**" here I come...


MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!


TAGS: men n****** sunglasses ring p******* beach fat
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by Camilo

Pikeman - June 17, 2013, 12:38 pm, #246696
Men's n****** are every bit as capable of producing useful quantities of baby food as women's n******.
marcelo - April 6, 2008, 9:20 pm, #1671
ajajaaj no mamees bandaa se la mamaron


WEIRD - Who brings a leather jacket to the beach?


TAGS: weird beach fail
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by jdog97

EmilioDumphque - March 22, 2013, 3:13 am, #244563
Only Eric von Zipper.
CloudchaserS - March 22, 2013, 1:02 am, #244557
Is that the Tanning Mom's Mom?


MARINE CORPS TRAINING - Coming to a beach near you …..


TAGS: marines beach arabs dog
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by ratman

devildoc1989 - November 10, 2011, 3:58 pm, #225688
...im a jew, in the marines...you are a p**** college student probably.
guyfox - July 27, 2010, 10:22 pm, #186709
this is why only skinheads join the marines today, I have proof


IF YOU WATCH IT BACKWARDS - A shark throws up so many people they have to open a new beach




SHE'S MY LITTLE - deuce coupe you don't know what I got


TAGS: mcdonalds beach boys
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - August 31, 2011, 1:38 pm, #223756
I would say that it is a large fry box, with a mcnugget box on top. Vrooooom
the1stCOMMI3 - August 31, 2011, 1:34 am, #223722
What is that, a big mac box???


LADIES' ATTENTION - Harder to get everyday.


TAGS: fat man girls chair beach
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by suzieq

Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 8:01 am, #227618

i thought chazz bono had the bre*** reduction already done as part of the surgery? hmmmm....


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: beached whale crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:17 pm, #201324
A Sign Of Dumb Luck Perhaps ?


MOTIFAKE ANNUAL BEACH PARTY - Everyone showed, as usual.


TAGS: beach sun tan medley
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by ughomer

M0rd3kaI - April 18, 2012, 1:16 pm, #233513
Not in that picture... Where's my monkey?? you bastards! stop editing me out of your lives!!!! XD 5L


MODERATION - The very concept seems to escape some people


TAGS: tan wrinkle beach
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by MacMogan

David A - January 11, 2010, 12:46 pm, #152050
She's just getting a good base for the summer
IllicoPresto - December 11, 2009, 7:30 pm, #144790
Oooh look, a wild nauga!


THE TEXAS TANLINE -


TAGS: beach boys guns
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 5:03 pm, #233655

Each time I look at this, i HOPE. THAT. PISTOL. IS. NOT. IN. THE. SEA.
lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 3:07 pm, #233652

Ba-Ba-Ba-Buh-Ba-bra Ann
MrRandom - April 21, 2012, 12:15 am, #233616
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baran?
ughomer - April 20, 2012, 4:16 pm, #233595
Beach Boys. Almost thought it was Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Ba, Bra Ann.


DON'T HATE THE PLAYA - Hate the Spanish word for beach




SHARK SURFING - After 450 million years, they pretty much have it down pat.




MARTIAL ARTS - is even cooler on the beach!!




HIP HOP - Goes green


TAGS: hip hop radio beach
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by motinet

Hawamleh - June 22, 2010, 5:56 pm, #181265
That Right there is why he's Mr.M 5ls FTW
forseti - June 22, 2010, 5:31 pm, #181246
reggae?!? O.o
Airman - June 22, 2010, 1:11 pm, #181178
LOL


T.O.I.L.E.T.S - So that's where people go...




THE BEACH - Not the only thing that reeks of dead fish and is infested with crabs.




BEACHES -


TAGS: beaches fail kid fall crash hurt pain wet splash
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Hector - April 26, 2009, 10:57 am, #75649
That's how mom used to cuss. "Sandy Beaches"!, she'd shout. Then the hitting would start.


LIFE IS A BEACH -


TAGS: beach sandbox playground piss off crabs
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sho - July 14, 2012, 7:54 pm, #237282
Already nailed one with this picture :). 5L
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:18 pm, #237275
Don’t forget those cats, my fellow hound, those inglorious cats…………


IN SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: soviet russia beach snow buried
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

nicholsjoshua15 - March 26, 2013, 6:49 pm, #244671
I didn't know Chuck Norris was Russian.


I WILL NOT STOP - ...beaching and wine-ing!




BEACH LIFE - Shouldn't there be a crowd of people thrusting this one back into the ocean?


TAGS: whale beach fat rescue help
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

maoworks2 - December 16, 2012, 9:32 am, #241544
How I Feel After Turkey Dinner ! 5 Enos.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 12:54 am, #241517
Ahhh their too late...it's already bloating from the sun :(.....bahahaha!


DON'T WORRY LADIES - We are the new Average.




Sense -


TAGS: beach anime manga girl war soldiers
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by neko

EMOagainstALLoddsXD - November 28, 2012, 10:13 pm, #241025
Those look like German helmets mroe than they do American ones.
usaf1995 - June 6, 2010, 9:34 pm, #179307
Now this could me getting WHAY far into detail BUT: Anime is Japanese right? So if those infantry are landing in say...Iwo Jima she could be coming home! never looked at that in that perspective huh?
Mandy - June 28, 2009, 10:13 pm, #91354
It's Anime, when does it ever make sense?
Justy - January 5, 2009, 2:17 pm, #49489
Yes, it does. Just imagine the pleasant breeze! What a pity it smells of blood, gunpowder and guts.


SPOTTER -




WHALEFAIL - Sure is....Sure is...




CATCH A WAVE - and you're sittin' on top of the world


TAGS: beach boys surfers
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

MilDoc - May 24, 2011, 5:01 pm, #219032
Out5tanding!


LIFE -




WHEN THERE WAS ONE SET OF FOOTPRINTS - That's when Jesus was swimming or hitting on beach bunnies.




EDEN - Paradise does exist!


TAGS: paradise eden n**e beach bear beer lime
Rating: 1.59/5

More motifakes by Unsavory

Sho - December 4, 2008, 5:25 pm, #41816
g** poster
WasclyWabbit429 - October 26, 2008, 3:54 pm, #30465
Beer ... haven't seen one of those in a while, holy sheet
Devildog - October 4, 2008, 5:13 pm, #25701
Not paradise if there aren't any women...waste of a n**e beach, really.
ADAM - August 18, 2008, 3:02 pm, #15244
MORE OF A BUD MAN.


Timing is Everything -


TAGS: ph**oshop beach ph**ographic fakery
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

MrStupidGir - March 30, 2014, 11:00 pm, #253953
can't afford ph**oshop, check out gimp n inskape, a small step up from paint ;)
Oldsod - March 30, 2014, 8:56 pm, #253947
Oh...I still don't actually have Ph**oshop...that costs money. Still using Paint also. It just kinda irks me that you can now make phenomenal ph**os out of thin air if you got the dosh.
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:04 pm, #253925
Huh...I still use windows paint...5L for moving up the techno ladder.


LABOUR OF LOVE -




GRAND BARGAIN - Swap for a soda pop




PARADISE LOST - It's your own damn fault. Next time don't bring the wife and kids!


TAGS: paradise lost wife kids beach
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

dy2012 - June 1, 2012, 3:06 pm, #235583
ohhh I wish I'm Milton Waddams :)
mariand - June 1, 2012, 2:24 am, #235549
hahaha...
maoworks2 - May 31, 2012, 11:01 am, #235491
I Second That !


ALONE -


TAGS: beach alone wheelchair
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - February 11, 2012, 9:01 pm, #229387
Thank you
BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 8:54 pm, #229385
The wheelchair is kind of a downer for sure. Yet she seems to have nice hair. what to do, what to do... gr5at stuff Sho as always :)
Verdeckt - February 11, 2012, 7:14 pm, #229375
Another one Fav'd
Rick69 - February 11, 2012, 1:22 pm, #229358
Rather depre5ing. . . Simple & Perfectly Imperfect. . .


POTENTIAL -


TAGS: beach baby cute life
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

crankyhead - December 7, 2010, 9:33 pm, #206003
bump
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:18 am, #140829
n****, no less. In November. When the tide was obviously having a field day. 5L.
DrunkenDave101 - November 28, 2009, 4:30 pm, #140732
I still found it thoroughly hilarious
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 28, 2009, 3:12 pm, #140718
Awesome! Great poster, aggie! It's nearly perfect!
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:29 pm, #140708
I'll take that as a compliment, and not an act of comment laugh-blocking.
DrunkenDave101 - November 28, 2009, 2:24 pm, #140706
Am gonna be a nerd and say thats not a beach, its a wave cut platform, and by the looks of it, the remnants of a lava flow
Cubbybear - November 28, 2009, 2:18 pm, #140700
Made me laugh
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 1:19 pm, #140693
AMSOME!! 5 Lions to raise the boy, or eat him!


HUMOR -


TAGS: life time woman outdoor sun beach sea side bikini ***y hair everything
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Derek - December 19, 2009, 5:46 am, #146837
The sincerest form of flattery :-)
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 3:04 am, #146825
Barbie your dream girl? Quiet, ditsy and full of plastic?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 3:03 am, #146824
I'm too much of a fan of this!
peteypobmthr trucker - December 19, 2009, 1:19 am, #146794
tease!
Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 11:12 pm, #146744
Win.
rerun - December 18, 2009, 11:05 pm, #146743

hey now, Barbi ***bs.....bet they are plastic, just like she is.
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 10:43 pm, #146739
IP banned. Not sure if he's dumb (or smart) enough to return.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 10:39 pm, #146738
Great. Has guilio 1L'd it yet?
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 9:45 pm, #146729
LMAO! A most fitting tribute!!!


READING ON THE BEACH -


TAGS: beach sand water wedges
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

Greeny - May 7, 2011, 6:52 pm, #218248
nice fea5!


beached Whales -


TAGS: obese beaches fast food
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 17, 2013, 7:47 pm, #245141
Bring it on big boy! But leave your chair at the beach...and shake the sand out of your spandex th***...ewww the image!
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:06 am, #245111
I took the power chair (duh)…….now I’m gonna get you, Missy....gonna get you r-e-a-l good


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: relationship beauty beach breakup
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

pieman - July 25, 2010, 4:25 am, #186292
It's a beautiful mind. Ok. That is not what caught me at first but I accept your reality. 5L


RIVERDANCE - You have two left feet.




Perspective -




THE WAY HOME -




Pause Button -




Over Achievers -


TAGS: art people beach created
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 27, 2013, 10:36 pm, #250652
Thanks for the vote Ism!
Ism - October 26, 2013, 5:47 am, #250618
5L's
MissPriss - October 26, 2013, 12:03 am, #250610
Thanks little!
chickenlittle - October 25, 2013, 8:49 pm, #250605
That's awesome! :)


Kowabunga Dude! -




Nurses -


TAGS: nurse beach bikini
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by crystalperido

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:07 am, #255183
Generally, true. I'm not denying that. However, when I had my appendix taken out, there was one nurse - granted just one - that looked exactly like that. Except she was Japanese and fresh out of med-school.


Penguins -




gotta be cool now -


TAGS: beach boys tachitup shut down
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

vindicator - August 4, 2014, 2:27 pm, #256028
gotta love it


ah, romance -




COGNIZANCE -


TAGS: life end beach
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Sho

falloutghoul - January 31, 2013, 6:48 pm, #242979
Well, there goes The Mystery Machine...


MAKING THE MEMORIES -




BUCKET LIST -


TAGS: pebble beach
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - November 19, 2010, 7:58 pm, #203076
Subtle. Par 5


SURFIN' SAFARI -




SUMMER IN THE CITY SUCKS! -


TAGS: beach crowd rage tth eggplant
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 1:45 am, #181992
ok...this is a brilliant moti
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:16 pm, #181934
Check it out, dude! Total h**tie in yellow!
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 3:14 pm, #181889
That's not waldo. That's spontaneous human combustion!
Anything - June 26, 2010, 3:11 pm, #181888
Waldo is near the top right.


The Wealthy - exempt from everything -




A DAY AT THE BEACH -


TAGS: beach sunburn baby oil
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 9:48 pm, #196677
I never saw the appeal of the amish boardwalk.
ICEMAN - October 3, 2010, 8:37 pm, #196670
Obviously it's because the surfing sucked that day.


RESOLUTION -




FOR SALE -




SUNSET AT THE BEACH - I saw this photo and drank it's colors into my heart and wondered..... ...Who the hell takes photos of rocks?!


TAGS: beach rocks sunset
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by lisabwells

Fatemaster - November 28, 2010, 3:10 am, #204468
LOL good one!


INSPIRATION COMES FROM ANYTHING -




SAVING A BEACHED WHALE - You first need to re-acclimate the creature prior to full exposure to the ocean deep.




REPETITION -


TAGS: man beach confused
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by krazirefa

Mahomygod - June 16, 2011, 5:15 pm, #220122
debated and depends on where you're from, really. (though, I'd tend to agree with you)
RaDninja17 - June 16, 2011, 12:47 am, #220074
*a happy ending 0.0


barnacles -




POTENTIAL -


TAGS: what beach
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2009, 1:58 am, #136421
I love this so much that I want to Marry it and make sweet sweet love to it.....5


SEA SURPRISE - Suddenly that recliner pool floaty seems woefully inadequate.




OUR BEACH. - Every Winter We'ed Meet At Our Beach, But Dad's Long Gone And I'm Right Behined So It's Time To Turn Over TO AnOther Dad & Son To Call It Their BEach Our Beach .


TAGS: beach
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

maoworks2 - January 12, 2013, 10:30 am, #242398
So True GaryO ,Just The Blues Coming Out And Their Cold On Ice !
GaryO - January 12, 2013, 8:38 am, #242395
And that’s how it is…..nobody owns anything. Ya just get to have it for a time


CHANCES - "If the shoe fits, wear it" But where's the left shoe?




LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - Embracing Their Wild Side Look At Those Gams!




CHANCES - There is a good chance this is not going to end well.




NEW OLYMPIC EVENT - Synchronized Beaching!


TAGS: beach crowd
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Koradan

TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 9:00 pm, #160397
SWING............and a miss.


SHAPE -


TAGS: life time day joke spring beach tan line wrong th***
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by giulio

johnson - May 7, 2009, 1:33 am, #78443
HUH?


APRIL FOOL'S -




Kayaks -




MONICA - She's just failed her pilot's licence again.




THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING - For those of you who haven't noticed, we've finally reached Miami Beach


TAGS: beach plane beached
Rating: 1.52/5

More motifakes by Sniper

Steadybeat - December 16, 2010, 11:17 pm, #207230
This is the Taliban speaking we are sorry Allah!
Little Johnny - April 8, 2009, 7:24 pm, #71671
Fail tunnel... but this is what recaps are supposed to be like.


LIFE - Life's a beach, and then the surf breaks




FUTILITY - The idea that you can really get away from work.




PREV PAGE