Beach Demotivational Poster
TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...
TACH IT UP TACH IT UP -
MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!
WEIRD - Who brings a leather jacket to the beach?
MARINE CORPS TRAINING - Coming to a beach near you …..
IF YOU WATCH IT BACKWARDS - A shark throws up so many people they have to open a new beach
SHE'S MY LITTLE - deuce coupe you don't know what I got
LADIES' ATTENTION - Harder to get everyday.
MOTIFAKE ANNUAL BEACH PARTY - Everyone showed, as usual.
MODERATION - The very concept seems to escape some people
THE TEXAS TANLINE -
DON'T HATE THE PLAYA - Hate the Spanish word for beach
SHARK SURFING - After 450 million years, they pretty much have it down pat.
MARTIAL ARTS - is even cooler on the beach!!
HIP HOP - Goes green
T.O.I.L.E.T.S - So that's where people go...
THE BEACH - Not the only thing that reeks of dead fish and is infested with crabs.
LIFE IS A BEACH -
IN SOVIET RUSSIA -
I WILL NOT STOP - ...beaching and wine-ing!
BEACH LIFE - Shouldn't there be a crowd of people thrusting this one back into the ocean?
DON'T WORRY LADIES - We are the new Average.
WHALEFAIL - Sure is....Sure is...
CATCH A WAVE - and you're sittin' on top of the world
WHEN THERE WAS ONE SET OF FOOTPRINTS - That's when Jesus was swimming or hitting on beach bunnies.
EDEN - Paradise does exist!
Timing is Everything -
LABOUR OF LOVE -
GRAND BARGAIN - Swap for a soda pop
PARADISE LOST - It's your own damn fault. Next time don't bring the wife and kids!
READING ON THE BEACH -
beached Whales -
RIVERDANCE - You have two left feet.
THE WAY HOME -
Pause Button -
Over Achievers -
Kowabunga Dude! -
gotta be cool now -
ah, romance -
MAKING THE MEMORIES -
BUCKET LIST -
SURFIN' SAFARI -
SUMMER IN THE CITY SUCKS! -
The Wealthy - exempt from everything -
A DAY AT THE BEACH -
FOR SALE -
SUNSET AT THE BEACH - I saw this photo and drank it's colors into my heart and wondered..... ...Who the hell takes photos of rocks?!
INSPIRATION COMES FROM ANYTHING -
SAVING A BEACHED WHALE - You first need to re-acclimate the creature prior to full exposure to the ocean deep.
SEA SURPRISE - Suddenly that recliner pool floaty seems woefully inadequate.
OUR BEACH. - Every Winter We'ed Meet At Our Beach, But Dad's Long Gone And I'm Right Behined So It's Time To Turn Over TO AnOther Dad & Son To Call It Their BEach Our Beach .
CHANCES - "If the shoe fits, wear it" But where's the left shoe?
LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - Embracing Their Wild Side Look At Those Gams!
CHANCES - There is a good chance this is not going to end well.
NEW OLYMPIC EVENT - Synchronized Beaching!
APRIL FOOL'S -
MONICA - She's just failed her pilot's licence again.
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING - For those of you who haven't noticed, we've finally reached Miami Beach
LIFE - Life's a beach, and then the surf breaks
FUTILITY - The idea that you can really get away from work.
Ain't Gonna Happen -